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10 December 2013 @ 07:13 pm
FIC: How to Train Your Norse Trickster God  
How To Train Your Norse Trickster God (1791 words) by ZetaTauri
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Thor (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Loki
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster, Erik Selvig, Loki, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell, Clint Barton
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Post-Thor (2011)

Summary: After the fight on the Bifröst, after it broke and Loki fell, he lands in the unluckiest town in New Mexico. Which wouldn't be so bad, if not for the fact that he finds himself an outlaw, and without his magic to aid his escape.

“Oh, you are shitting me,” Darcy said suddenly, making Erik jump in his seat.

“What? What is it?” he asked, getting up to be sure she was all right.

Darcy waved angrily at CNN’s website. “My department got completely trashed,” she told him incredulously. “At Culver, right? I have to transfer to NYU, which wouldn’t be so bad I guess if New fucking York didn’t get trashed by the Jolly Green Giant a bunch of evil robots over the weekend. Evil! Robots!”

She sunk into her seat to sulk as Erik leaned in closer to read over her shoulder. What sort of world were they living in that an army of evil robots was even a thing that could happen? CNN had a slideshow of images from Stark Expo, including several of the surrounding areas all ablaze against the night sky. It didn’t look like New York; it looked like a war zone.

“I better make sure I still have a job,” Erik grumbled as he walked away.