How To Train Your Norse Trickster God
(3463 words) by ZetaTauriChapters:
2/?Fandom: Thor (Movies)Rating
: Teen And Up AudiencesWarnings:
Author Chose Not To Use Archive WarningsRelationships:
Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster, Erik Selvig, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell, Clint Barton, Loki (Marvel)Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Post-Thor (2011)Summary:
After the fight on the Bifröst, after it broke and Loki fell, he lands in the unluckiest town in New Mexico. Which wouldn't be so bad, if not for the fact that he finds himself an outlaw, and without his magic to aid his escape.
“Agent Coulson, hey,” Darcy greeted, though not entirely warmly. “You come to zap us all with your neurolyser?”
Her question was almost enough to faze him, and for a very brief moment he seemed almost confused. “Neurolyser?” he asked.
“Yeah, you know. Flashy light thing that wipes out your memory,” Darcy said, miming the action with her fingers. “Because we’ve seen too much.”
“Ah.” Coulson smiled wanly and shook his head. “We don’t have those. Is Doctor Foster available?”
Darcy twisted in her seat and pointed toward the back of the lab area, closer to the kitchen. “Somewhere back there, doing science.” She couldn’t help but feel like maybe they were here to pass on that elusive ‘more information,’ but stamped out that thought as quickly as she could. They weren’t going to share anything with anyone, and Darcy knew it.
While Coulson walked back to find Jane, Sitwell stepped up closer to Darcy. He leaned against her desk casually, and if he wasn’t one of Them, Darcy would have almost thought he was trying to hit on her. “So, this neurolyser. How’s it work, exactly?” he asked.
Darcy smiled up at him. “You’re just trying to keep me distracted from whatever Coulson’s here to talk about, aren’t you?” she asked.
“Little bit,” Sitwell admitted.